Adopter en sønn å bli styrt rik.....

[Anders.G]

Siden eg allerede har 2 sønner lar jeg heller noen andre benytte seg av det her supertilbudet fra
Nigeria

From Mrs.Agartha Gazi.

Hello Dear,

My name is Mrs.Agartha Gazi, I am a woman with a son who has decided to contact you to help me adopt my only son which is the only things i have in this world. I am a woman and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 3 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $15.7m to you and my only child so you can help him stand his futrue by giving him the best education and invest for him so he will not have cause to regret or think bad over the lost of his parents.

You should contact me immediately with your Complete contact informations so that I will put you in contact with the Security company where my late husband deposited the money under a secret arrangement to enable you arrange with them on how to get the money for the purpose mentioned above, I can't predict what will be my fate by the time you will recieve the fund, But you should please ensure that the fund is used as l have described above.I will giv you more details of my family especially my son in your response.

May Good God Bless you.

[H.M.Kongen]

Haha, de gir seg ikke de nigerianerne.

Men de skal ha for stå på vilje da.

[xilian]

Har du god plass på kontoen din?

Hello

You may wonder why this mail is directed to you but it is due to this
urgent need of mine that I decided to write you.
I will start by introducing myself to you, I am Mr James Melrose, an
accountant in the attorney generals office in Africa .
I have a business proposition to make to you which involves the
transfer of huge amounts of money from our escrow accounts in Switzerland
and Africa.
I am contacting you because i need a trust worthy foreigner whom I can
transfer this money into his or her account for safe keeping and investment
purpose, any empty account can serve to collect this money.
If you are capable of handling a transaction of this magnitude please do not
hesitate to get back to me for more information and also send to me:
1. Your full name.
2. Your Age.
3. Your country of residence and
4. A ready phone number so that i can asses if you are capable of
handling this transaction.
5.Your plans for investment.

You will be dully rewarded for your efforts.

Regards,
Mr. James Melrose.
CHIEF AUDITOR.
ATTORNEY GENERALS
OFFICE
ABUJA

[ps71]

Heiv meg på med en gang...

Dear E-mail Account Owner,

You have been awarded the sum of US$750,000 (seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars) from our just concluded January 2010 Lottery Draws. You were randomly selected from a list of e-mails from the WWW (World Wide Web), Shopping malls, and Ticketing Sales Database globally and you emerged one of our lucky winners from the 4 winners in this edition. To claim your prize immediately contact our prize verification/release officer with your telephone number and file reference number 4231091-AE;

Name- Mr. Omar Khalil Al-Jamal
midd.eastaee@msn.com

Congratulations once again from the MIDDLE EAST LOTTERY PROGRAM 2010

[Gizzly]

Jøsses må jo bare bli en ny baja til på deg etterhvert nå da
You lucky guy

[Heimelaga]

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
38 BROAD STREET, TINUBU SQUARE
TELEX: 578761

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, (C.B.N)
38 BROAD STREET, TINUBU SQUARE.


ATTN: BENEFICIARY/CONTRACTOR/AWARD WINNER

YOUR PARTICULARS WAS MENTIONED IN OUR JUST CONCLUDED END OF YEAR DEBT SETTLEMENT GENERAL MEETING. A PART PAYMENT OF $5.5 MLLION (FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDREND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WAS APPROVED ON YOUR NAME. THIS PAYMENT WILL BE PROGRAMMED INTO AN AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE (ATM CARD) POWERED BY MASTERCARD AND WILL BE MAILED TO YOUR ADDRESS BY COURIER SERVICE.

YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY REQUIRED TO RE-CONFIRM AND FORWARD TO MY DESK THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION'S:

1. YOUR REQUIRED NAME TO BE PRINTED ON YOUR ATM CARD:
2. YOUR PRESENT RESIDENT MAILING ADDRESS (NOT P.O BOX):
3. YOUR PERSONAL AND REACHABLE MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:

NOTE: YOU ARE TO PAY THE SUM OF $300 AS ACTIVATION FEE FOR YOUR ATM CARD, THIS PAYMENT IS VERY COMPULSORY OTHERWISE DON'T REPLY.

WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCIES THE DELAY OF YOUR PAYMENT MIGHT HAVE CAUSED YOU. BE WARNED TO STOP ALL COMMUNICATION AND CORRESPONDENCE WITH ALL PAST IMPERSONATORS YOU HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THAT HAVE CAUSED THIS DELAY IN YOUR PAYMENT.

YOURS SINCERELY,
ALHAJI VICTOR ADAMS
NEW GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (C.B.N)

PS71: Du er ein liten fattifmann i forhold til meg

[Cmi]

Hva får dem egentlig ut av bare Navn, hvor man bor og telefonnummer?

Må jo være stokk stein dumme dem som går på dette

[Heimelaga]

I mitt tilfelle er det jo dette som er svindelen,eller et halvhjerta forsøk på det:

NOTE: YOU ARE TO PAY THE SUM OF $300 AS ACTIVATION FEE FOR YOUR ATM CARD, THIS PAYMENT IS VERY COMPULSORY OTHERWISE DON'T REPLY.

Ei avgift på $300 for å aktivera kontoen -eller bankkortet- dei lover dyrt og helligt å senda til meg

[Nutcase]

Det må jo være noen som faktsik biter på dette siden det er så utrolig utbredt.

[xilian]

O hildrane du.. Nå har jeg fått FBI på nakken også.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
1110 THIRD AVENUE
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON 98101 USA

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY


This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you that we have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was issued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of our newly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) we discovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an Online Balloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.


Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been written in a Bank of America Certified Cashier Check.


We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been written in a Bank of America Certified Cashier Check you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -


(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address )


The total amount for everything is $250 (Two Hundred and Fifty Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $250 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been written in a Bank of America Certified Cashier Check and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.


In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Mr. Robert Tailor) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:


CONTACT AGENT NAME: Robert Tailor

E-MAIL ADDRESS: rob_tailor@gala.net


You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:


FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:


You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how to send the required $250 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.


This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $250 ONLY to Mr. Robert Tailor via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).


Mr. Bill Nicholas
Special Agent.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[znaky85]

Så er meldingen min for kort til å skrive kun 3 bokstaver så da skriver jeg litt mer.
lol

[Adrian]

Hmm...har visst vunnet en splitter ny KIA og 5,2 mrd norske kroner..


Dear Lucky Winner.
Your lucky email address on Prize claim Approval #: KIASOULXX72/2010
has won you cash prize of £550,000.00 British Pounds Sterling and a KIA's brand new 2010 Soul Car.
Please contact the claims officer for more information.
*************************************************
Contact: Mrs. Nicole Johnson Via Email: kiasoulonlinepromo@yahoo.com.hk
Call Tel No.: +447024034727
*************************************************
Ensure to Provide Her with your Full Name )Tel )Sex )Age( )
Marital Status )Occupation )Country )Approval #KIASOULXX72/2010) **
NOTE: Forward All replies concerning your claims should be sent to e-mail: kiaclaikiasoulonlinepromo@yahoo.com.hk

[ps71]

Mange rike som må bli kvitt noen kroner

From Miss Natalia Qaume.

Dearest One,

I am Miss Natalia Qaume young medical student from Cote d’Ivoire West Africa. I would like to go into a partnership with you; it is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confident in succeed sometimes in life. There is this huge amount ($10.500, 000, 00 Dollars) Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars which my late Father deposited on my name in the suspense account with one Bank here in Abidjan before his Death.

Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons. I want you to help me claim and retrieve these fund from the Bank and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes, since the money is deposited in the suspense account I can not have access to the fund until it is transferred out from the account that is why I am contacting you to assists me and see that the Bank transfer the money into your personal account for to me to leave this country and meet you over there.

I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

If you can be of assistance to me I will be pleased to offer you 10% of the total fund, and again we are going to invest together and share what ever profit we make together, I want you to get back to me as soon as possible so that I will tell you what next step to take to enable us conclude this transfer. Please do reply me with this email address for more details: miss.nataliaqaume@gmail.com

I am waiting for your soonest response.
Yours Sincerely,

Miss Natalia Qaume.

[Nutcase]

Har dere lagt merke til at stavingen og måten setningene er satt sammen på veldig ofte ikke er litt gramatisk korrekt engang?

Skulle jo tro at hvis det var en "advokat" som det ofte står, så hadde klart å formulere seg gramatisk korrekt.

[xilian]

Det er enkelt forklart.
Det er en herlig blanding av bonde-engelsk og Google translate.